|Where science fails, |
resort to bunkum.
Witness as Portuguese MEP Paulo* Rangel has a good ol' nasal rummage live on camera in the European Parliament this week, while his colleague bangs on about blah de blah I dunno Syria or something.
Find anything you like Paolo?
Schulz as an Ewok is a little bit priceless...
Mice are "small" and mock your cling film, memo reveals.
An internal memo warns of an incoming mouse invasion at the European Parliament's offices on the aptly named "Square de Meeus" (imagine a very, very, very posh person saying "mouse").
"If we do not make it more difficult for them, they will stay - and multiply," says the (frankly a little bit right-wing populist) email warning. The punctuatory pause for emphasis is from the original.
The little critters, we're told, "laugh" at our attempts to cover foodstuffs in paper or plastic film.
"Please report mice to Erik," it continues. He, we're reassured ominously, "will take measures if needed."